The Tiniest Tyrant

My little genome is just over 2,5 years old now (31 months), and the tiniest tyrant that ever… tyranned?
After lockdown and everything, we finally saw a Health Visitor today to check her height and weight, and she’s dropped another percentile. She’s now on the 2nd centile for weight and below all the centile lines for height. My tiny tyrant! They’re not worried though as she’s full of energy, hitting all her milestones, and of an average BMI. So, she’s just petite.
So, how tiny is she? 81 centimetres tall and weighs 10,3 kilos (22 lbs 11 oz).
I’m saving a fortune in clothing! Is what I should be saying… but the truth is that while she keeps the same size for a fair amount of time, she still needs new stuff for the seasons. And… I might be buying extra things just because they’re cute. You try to resist buying cute clothes for your child, I dare you! (Or maybe you just have more self-control than I do, that is also highly possible.) I spend more money buying clothes for her than I do myself, easily.